If I knew that you were reading this, I'd probably be shrieking as though I forgot to lock the door in the WalMart bathroom and there's an annoying little kid making the rounds. But that's okay. Feel free too look around while I rearrange things and make my site less boring.
So, if you're reading this, just know that things might be a bit wonky for the next day or two.
And by the way, moms, please keep an eye on your littles in public restrooms. Some of us trigger easily. (Or so I've read.)