Does Witness Protection sound like a good plan to you?

My new name would be Alejandra. I will live in a quiet Panamanian village where, for breakfast, I pick fruit off the tree in the front yar. I’m known as the slightly mysterious but kind gringo. I teach Zumba classes at the local gimnasio and my triceps no longer jiggle when doing a cumbia step. And of course, Uncle Sam deposits a chunk o change in my non traceable bank account every month...

Yeah.  Right. But this is the reverie in which I would get lost while watching a Burn Notice rerun.  

How about you?  Are you wanting a life you don't need to run from?

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